- Jeremy
- Jeremy were doing the show Piss off noob!
NOOB!
- Jeremy we're doing the show today
I don't wanna do the show
- You said you'd do the show!
Dude you're not Scorcese man
You're just a noob
- Jer- if you don't get up Mom's gonna freak
Mom's like a noob man, don't worry about mom
Mom's like using like a 3 dozer build
* I am the pwnage! bitches! *
(Subtitle Translations by Your Name)
It's a tough life sometimes right, like
You just gotta, like.. you're always on the go right
Some people, they like get up and go to work and stuff right
But that's not very stressful right, they just go to a job..
Like y'know I gotta get up and make sure I'm still #1 right
I gotta practice and uhh..
Y'know it's.. It's just not easy sometimes
You're up all night pwning noobs and then
You're expected to get up, k'now..
Why are you on the floor man?
- Dude it's a cool shot
What do you mean? .. I dunno? .. Yeah but .. - It's Kubrick.. it's like Kubrick
Who's Kubrick?
- Like Malcom Mcdowell style.. Kubrick
You're such a noob sometimes Kyle
K this is like my show
Just gonna make a show
Y'know I'm like the star and.. and stuff right.. and like..
and my roommate Kyle's like on the camera, but you can't seem him cause he's like holding it and pointing at me and stuff
My name's Jeremy
You might know me as teh_pwnerer
Cause like.. that's what I do
I guess the point of the show and stuff is to like.. kinda like..
Y'know.. it's just to kinda like help people y'know like.. pwn n00bs
Most of people are n00bs right
A lot of people think that right..
And it's true
And so I just thought we'd make a show and we'd help 'em out
By showing 'em what I do
And how I do it
Like I don't just rip strats, I like make 'em up right
Sometimes I'm like 4 workers that way right
And then like 3 workers that way right
Instead of like 2 and 3 right which is what other people are doing right now
I'll kill you with 1 technical right, cause like..
Y'know I just got the micro
Are you actually there? Should I talk about how you're there and stuff?
Or should I like? ...
You're such a noob
Man there's pressures.. it's a.. it's a high-stress lifestyle for uhh..
Y'know like no money
I just do it for the love
LOL
LOL LOL
That was like a joke right.. that was like a joke
This is my computer here y'know.. it's pretty good
My uhhh..
......
Y'know I like bought it myself and stuff
That's how I got it
Kyle bought his camera too, that's how he got it
So y'know if you wanna be a pro right.. when you get up in the morning
you gotta check cncreplays like first
I've like known people and stuff that have had like.. y'know, like..
like "jobs" and stuff like that
They wake up in the morning and they watch like CNN replays and stuff
I just don't really like that cause I think that's kinda fake right
Like on CNN it's kinda like what the journalist thought happened right
You watch a replay on cncreplays and that's like what really happened right
You get the whole.. the whole.. y'know like..
Perspec- perspective and stuff
But on TV all they show is like.. they'll just show a burnt out humvee
And you're like 'what happened to the humvee?'
You're all like 'where's the RPGs?'
It's all about terrorists and the Bush and stuff
And I'm like.. I'd rather see a good GLA game right
Y'know sometimes I think USA is kinda noob right
Oh USA! Oh I guess they turtled up for like 50 years and then they moved in with their Alpha Auroras
Cause they're like total noobs right
Sometimes I'll come into Zero Hour discussions right
And you'll find uhh..
'Top USA Players'?? LOL
LOL!
Oh reply!
You gotta make your replys like quick right like
L-O-L R-O-F-L L-O-L N-O-O-B F-A-G L-O-L
Like I like think a lot right
Cause y'know it's like RTS's it's about like thinking right
Y'know I'm always like making strats and stuff
When I get up in the morning sometimes I get like all like..
Philo- osophically on it y'know
You just gotta wonder like y'know
There's so many noobs in the world right and like
How many have I pwned?
I pwn noobs
You get the big smoked meat sandwich and it's only for pros
It's like a pro meal right
That's what I'm talking about right there
PWN-AGE
I don't have like any money or nothing but, I just like to get my micro up y'know..
Cause when I start winning tournaments right.. I can't waste time at the bank
Seems like y'know there's like.. there's a bunch of noobs here right
You'll get this alot sometimes right
What happens is that people get all upset because China Inf is so overpowered right
You see these people over here man? Take a look at these people over here
I'm just gonna go over and let 'em know that really they just have to counter them with GLA Toxin right
Get some rebels, some quads and some rpgs to crack the shell right and it's no worries
So I'm just gonna go clear this up and I'll be right back
* CHINA OUT OF TIBET NOW *
* STOP THE KILLING IN TIBET *
* LONG LIVE THE DALAI LAMA! *
They're like 'hey man China Inf is like way overpowered'
Like $1000 AO's? * THOUSAND DOLLAR A-O's! *
It's totally ridiculous right
* SHAME SHAME CHINA SHAME *
I think what they want.. what I think I'm getting at
is that they want the Inf army replaced by maybe a Tibetan army in the game?
* CHINA INF IS FOR NOOBS! *
You see here we got the admins right and the admins are totally on our side too right
They're just making sure that it doesn't get out of hand cause like
Y'know maybe people start talking foul language or something right
Then the admins.. they'll come in and close it down right
You just have a duty right.. as a pro gamer.. y'know you just gotta do what you do
it's like not really noobs fault that they're noobs right
they're just noobs
I like like dogs and stuff.. I kinda miss 'em cause they used to be in RA2
And I always thought that they should put 'em back in Gens and stuff and uhh
I was really good at micro'ing them
She's joined the protest against China Inf but she thinks dogs should put in and that would be a good counter and uhh
I think it's not a bad idea
Nice hottie walking her dog
She'd totally date me man
If she knew the skills I had y'know
She'd be all like.. she'd be like all over me right
I get that alot though y'know
Like I don't like actually get anything but
If I'm like micro'ing on like 3 fronts right then..
Then they're gonna know right.. they're gonna know how that translates
She wants me
She's like following me now and stuff right
I get that alot
Sometimes I just like to walk right.. just kinda like around
Cause like it just keeps you grounded right
Cause like sometimes if you're like playing in the clan wars right, and you win a whole bunch of games in a row right
You just kinda forget the little people sometimes
Y'know like not many noobs know this but like
When Westwood was designing RA2 right they would like
They would draw maps out in the sand right
So sometimes when I'm working on some strats or maybe a new build order or something
I'll like come to the sandbox too and draw it up in the sand.. kinda like Westwood
What are you doing?
- It's an establishment shot
Wh- what's a stablishment?
Dude.. what's a stablishment?
Is that like a.. like a camera thing?
Like I'm like a smart guy right
Y'know sometimes people ask me y'know like what's your religion and stuff
And I'm like 'y'know it's like RTS'
And they're like 'what's that?' and I'm like
Y'know it's kinda like Buddhism
Y'know some religions are all like 'get in there and kill people' right
They're kinda like first-person shooters right.. there just about getting in there are killing people and stuff
And then there's some religions that are just like 'y'know give us all your money and your time and stuff right'
So they're kinda like MMORPG's y'know.. not much there.. just like lots of money
I just think Buddhism is kinda like 'sit back and think alot right'
So i'd say I'm a Buddhist.. yeah I'm a Buddhist
You still following me?
Kyle we've been filming me walk up and down this street dude for like 10 minutes
- No man I'm getting a good shot here hang on
I think noobs are gonna get the idea right.. i'm like walking
- No man this is like Travolta.. like Saturday Night Fever style
Travolta man..
Travolta's kinda like a noob though in that movie don't you think?
Y'know uhh.. that's pretty much what I've got to say
Gotta get to work now and gotta start pwning some noobs
Kinda feel myself noobifying already right.. kinda losing it so..
I'll boot up some Gens and uhh..
Y'know if you see me online maybe you'll be lucky enough to be pwned by me right
Y'know who knows?
Cause you gotta keep your skills up right